On the 30th Annivrsary of the release of the movie Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, George Lucas gives us the answer for solving the seemingly unstoppable oil leak.
Put A BP executive in charge of stopping the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico and give him 24 hours to solve the problem.
When 24 hours has passed, Force-choke the motherfucker and move on to the next in line.
In 24 hours, if there is still oil flowing out of the rig, Force-choke that motherfucker and move on down the line.
Enough of this shit.