When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Whenever the Crazy gets turned up too high for me to deal with, I re-read some Hunter S. Thompson to put my life in perspective. The man knew how to cope.
I work all the time and having four days off in a row over this Thanksgiving holiday has given me time to think... which means it has given me time to worry...My thoughts on the week that just passed.
We have terrorists blowing up trains in Russia.
We have non-terrorists killing soldiers in America.
Tiger Woods wife is taking a golf club to his head.
Glenn Beck is on my TV, my radio and my computer every day. Even the progressive blogs feature every utterance of that man.
Sarah Palin is back and bigger than ever. She even has a porn-side show with her little hockey player.
Oprah is quitting.
Joss Wedon’s new show was canceled.
The dollar is falling.
CHASE bank keeps chasing me around like a fucking PAC MAN eating my banks as fast as I can open a new checking account. Don’t you guys get it. I do not want a CHASE account!
I thought I voted in a liberal President, hell, he was even half black! But instead I get a Republican who happens to not be a neo-con. Is that the best I can expect from the Democratic Party?
I didn’t do any shopping on Black Friday.
I recycle.
I have two fucking 15 year old cats.
I donate to KPFK.
I don’t eat as much red-meat as I want used to.
I grow my own fucking tomatoes.
I fly three thousand miles to see my mother at Christmas and the holiday costs me about $1,500 each year. I've already got the tickets and they cost over $1,200... so I'll be over my limit by 12/24/09.
I buy expensive health care through my job and I can only get one pair of glasses per year.
I don't understand Obamacare.
I’ve had the same three Netflix movies sitting on my TV for two months.
Everyone is getting Frank Sinatra's A Man Alone for Christmas.
I’ve read fewer books this year than anytime since I was 6 years old...
It was at this point I decided to find Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.